Um, surely I’m not the first woman to take notice of the rather disturbing fact that our choices when it comes to Halloween costuming are, well, somewhat limited.
Apparently, I should really want to be a slutty nurse. Or a slutty maid. Or a slutty leprechaun–I’m not even making that one up. Really. See for yourself:
Seriously? Is this what the marketing gurus think we women want? C’mon Ladies, let’s send a message loud and clear: No more insulting costumes! Next year we want creative, fun, interesting options that actually cover our assets.
Is that too much to ask? I think not.
As for this year? I’ll be saving my cash and coming up with my own. Maybe I’ll wrap myself in tinfoil and go as a leftover. Warm and modest–NICE.
